Actual conversation between me and boyfriend:
Me: Baby, can I make you an egg nog?
Boyfriend: Mmmmm....no, I think I'm ok. Thank you though.
Me: Are you sure? Maybe just a small one?
Me: Just a small one. It won't be that big.
Boyfriend: It's ok.
Me: Are you sure?
Boyfriend: Ok, sure.
Me: Are you sure? You don't have to have one if you don't want one.
**Complete awkward silence** (Also, I haven't been able to put into words the look he gave me)
You guys, girls are crazy. Bat shit, Congress-bridge-filled-with-bat-shit crazy. Why did I just talk him into an eggnog and then try and talk him out of one? I don't even get me.